Funny sms; 9386 messages
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Think...
No?
A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
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wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
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Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
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wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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think
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Pastry ;):)
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-
have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,
1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis
and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?
Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
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ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....
kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....
ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....
kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....
ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
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ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!
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WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
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Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
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Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
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Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI
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Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
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Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
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